September 2010
I allow myself one day a week to hate pretty...
Today is that day.
August 2010
I like how old people around here call coke,...
Breakfast is the best ever.
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History Class
My teacher is eight hundred years-old. He likes to pull his pants up.
There’s a girl in my class that looks like Precious. Her computer background is a close-up shot of herself.
There’s one kid whose last name is “Hoover”, but I always think the teacher says “uber”.
One girl’s name is Charley, what I plan on naming my child.
We’re talking about...
You’re like the ice cream cone to a little kid that the mom wont let the...
– I hate hurting people.
Omg Taylor Swift hosted SNL...
I love you.
i will never understand the appeal of gauged...
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